Our tap was leaking in the kitchen and I hate spending money so I told the other half

[Guest]

He didn't seem at all interested he was just lying on the sofa and kindly suggested I call a plumber. Reluctantly I did..40 minutes later there's a knock at the door, I opened up and there in front of me was this 35yr old male bronze tan, full of muscles with a gorgeous smile..I was in awe of him.

He said "Hi, I'm james the plumber, Where's the drip?" I said, "He's in the front room & the leaks in the kitchen."

[Eileen]

Make it leak again when the drips at work.

[Debbie]

So how many other things have you now noticed are leaking or have accidentally been broken.

[Gayle]

Knew this was a joke when a plumber turned up in 40 minutes. Usually timed on a calendar!